it’s happening

Hell yeah! Thank you :D

it’s happening

Hell yeah! Thank you :D

tubaotaku:

I beat the akinator with Violet MacRae! :>

Thanks for playing with her! I’ve been trying to teach Akinator about some of the characters for a while but they don’t seem to catch on :(

tubaotaku:

I beat the akinator with Violet MacRae! :>

Thanks for playing with her! I’ve been trying to teach Akinator about some of the characters for a while but they don’t seem to catch on :(

the-walrus-squad:

the-walrus-squad:

Valhalla has only been banned in one school so far, but a ban is a ban and it’s on Goodreads Banned YA Books List! If you’re on Goodreads, please take a moment and go vote for it on that list! And don’t hesitate to leave a rating for it in general if you liked it :)

UPDATE: 2 Schools!

Update update: 13th on the list!

Thank you all for voting!!!

Valhalla currently has 9 votes, the top on the list has only 35. That feels almost within reach to me now. Can Valhalla possibly become the most infamous banned YA book on Goodreads?

accio-percabeth:

what a fucking sassafras

Personally, I’m honored if anyone reads Valhalla in one sitting. Even if they think its rushed as a result.

accio-percabeth:

what a fucking sassafras

Personally, I’m honored if anyone reads Valhalla in one sitting. Even if they think its rushed as a result.

(via blackscarabfilmz)

like-a-pig-in-a-war:

Another work in progress! I forgot the apostrophe, I hate myself. It’s fixable but it’ll be a couple of days before it’s set, washed and dried and I can paint over it in white.

I think it works without the apostrophe. I like it so far :)

like-a-pig-in-a-war:

Another work in progress! I forgot the apostrophe, I hate myself. It’s fixable but it’ll be a couple of days before it’s set, washed and dried and I can paint over it in white.

I think it works without the apostrophe. I like it so far :)

officialwhitegirls:

talk dirty to me

image

The first official image from the Valhalla movie was released today!

(Source: officialwhitegirls, via dryadd56)

facts-i-just-made-up:

"BAN VALHALLA" Shirts, stickers and more!

imageBehold the first official Valhalla T-Shirts, a limited run of “Ban Valhalla” shirts available in two designs, along with stickers to post and bags to tote!

Want to tell your friends about the book? Love it or hate it, nothing gets people talking like telling them to ban literature. Explain it’s a joke, or back up your ban argument and see how far you can push it before they figure out you’re actually promoting the thing. Or, if you’re just sick of me advertising it and want the damn thing banned forever, now’s your chance!!!

"BAN VALHALLA" MERCH! It’s like Valhalla merch, but sarcastic!


(And don’t forget, there are also non-ban buttons for sale)

The campaign to ban Valhalla enters a new phase with the first official Valhalla shirts. These will likely be a limited run ending sometime around Ragnarök’s release, so if you want an original first run of the first official Valhalla merch available, be sure to head over to redbubble now.

If you’re interested in actually promoting the novel rather than banning it, I still recommend wearing one of these out and about. FIJMU is telling the truth for once, nothing gets a conversation started like people asking why you’d ban a novel. It’s also probably the only time an author has sold merch demanding a ban on their own works, so the novelty value is through the roof. They’re set as cheap as redbubble allows, if they last longer than a month or two or come back after Ragnarök this won’t be the case, so for true Valhalla fans from the start, here’s you chance to get them cheap and get them first.

Photos on tumblr of people wearing them will be reblogged religiously by Walrus Squad.

lettersfromhedwig:

Can’t wait to read this book so I can ban it

lettersfromhedwig:

Can’t wait to read this book so I can ban it

facts-i-just-made-up:

spaztic-fangirl:

it’s 3 am and I can’t stop reading Valhalla facts-i-just-made-up goddamnit you and your walruses

LOOK AT WHAT THIS BOOK DOES TO PEOPLE!
BAN VALHALLA NOW!!!

facts-i-just-made-up:

spaztic-fangirl:

it’s 3 am and I can’t stop reading Valhalla facts-i-just-made-up goddamnit you and your walruses

LOOK AT WHAT THIS BOOK DOES TO PEOPLE!

BAN VALHALLA NOW!!!

spaztic-fangirl:

My friends don’t get it. Oh well. facts-i-just-made-up the-walrus-squad

I get it and I approve :)

spaztic-fangirl:

My friends don’t get it. Oh well. facts-i-just-made-up the-walrus-squad

I get it and I approve :)